Someone asked me tonight how long I’ve been in Portland and what brought me here: thirty-two years ago, hitchhiking across the country. My intent wasn’t to settle in Portland or anywhere on the West Coast. I just wanted to see what was out here, beyond the Hudson Valley of New York, beyond the boring towns and cities of Maine. My eldest brother, George, had gone first in true Kerouac style. Back in the late 60’s, early 70’s. He would call occasionally from the road, exotic places like Boca Rotan and Eugene, Oregon. Later, he told me every city starts to look the same from a YMCA. So, I made a point of going to every art museum in every major city I visited: Cleveland, Chicago, Denver, Los Angeles, San Diego, San Francisco. He also told me never to leave my backpack. Watch especially when you are in a restroom. But I never suspected how it would eventually be taken from me. The road is nothing if not unpredictable. That’s the allure. Yes, I had plans. Sitting in the Bangor Public Library reading early accounts of travellers riding the Canadian Pacific or Canadian National passenger trains from Montreal to Vancouver B.C. That was my plan, get to the West Coast, as far away as possible, as quickly as possible. I mapped out my course, traveled down to the Hudson Valley where I made my final preparations, buying a new (Alpenite) green backpack, down sleeping bag, change of a few clothes, some shoes, journal, books and a camera with plenty of film. When I look up from my computer right now at my life and I see how much crap I’ve accumulated. In fact, my life is all this stuff around me, somehow representing my past, my interests, sentimentality, business, and just stuff I don’t think I can live without. In 1976, it was much simpler. I long for sometime when I can divest myself of stuff and expenses and responsibilities. Maybe you can’t once you arrive at this place.
My “plans” hit a wall when I took a Greyhound bus into Canada. At customs, the officials boarded the bus and removed me and another guy. I sat in a crummy, windowless paneled room in a concrete building waiting for my interrogation. I could hear the other guy spin a story about how he was an animation illustrator for movies and had to get up to Quebec to finish a project. He was allowed back on the bus. I was called in and sat across from a French Canadian man in is forties with a pencil thin mustache and an accent that seemed fake. He seemed bored, as he smoked and asked me my purpose for traveling in Canada. I chose the truthful path: just taking a train to get out West. With my long hair and backpack, I apparently posed a threat to the national economy, as they suspected I would simply not leave, collecting unemployment and using their free health care system. “We will arrange for someone to take you back to the U.S.” Dejected, I got in a generic sedan, in which the driver drove 100 yards over the border and left me to hitch hike 35 miles back to Plattsburg, NY, the nearest town at 5 PM. It started to get dark, as cars whizzed by me. It probably didn’t help that I slumped and hung my head. Eventually, I jumped on a bus going back to Plattsburg. I spent the night in a cheap hotel, eating pizza out of a cardboard box, re-thinking my grand plan to go out West.